That Damn Karzai!

Terrell Owens Blames Poor Game On Drew Bledsoe, Offensive Line, Hamid Karzai, NASA, Samsung

DALLAS—Troubled, underperforming Dallas wide receiver Terrell Owens lashed out in a press conference at the Cowboys practice facility...

Unfortunately, it looks like the jihad not only includes "Team America" but also "America's Team."

By the way, pretty cool node feature from the Onion.

If you don't know, now you know...